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Pehle jab hum DDLJ dekhte the ya Jab We Met ka Geet-Aditya wala pyaar dekhte the, toh ek ajeeb si khushi hoti thi. Ab? Ab romance films mein bas shirtless heroes hain jo baarish mein bhi six-pack flaunt karte hain, aur heroines jinki sabse badi quality hai unka Instagram-worthy makeup. Matlab pyaar kahaan hai bhai?

Baaton main bhi romance hota tha.

Ek time tha jab Raj-Simran ke "Palat" se zyada romantic kuch nahi lagta tha, aur ab "Palat" ka matlab hai Instagram pe story dekhi ki nahi. Bollywood ne romance ko bhi gym membership aur item songs ka combo bana diya hai. Kaho Naa Pyaar Hai ka innocent Rohit aur Veer-Zaara ka timeless love kahaan aur Student of the Year ka designer pyaar kahaan.

Pyar innocent hota hai hot nahi

Ab romance film ka matlab hai pehla half shirtless montage aur doosra half breakup ke baad ek Instagram reel-style reunion. Matlab story ka kya? Aur songs? Pehle ek Arijit ki soulful aawaz mein do lines sunte hi pyaar ho jaata tha, ab toh remixes pe sirf reels ban sakti hain, feels nahi.

Aur yeh skin show ka kya scene hai? Matlab, romance ka asli charm dialogues mein tha jaise "Pyar dosti hai" ya "Mujhse dosti karoge?", ab dialogues ki jagah slow-motion gym shots aur Maldives wale bikini scenes hai. Matlab it’s not a romantic movie, it’s a fitness vlog with exotic locations.

Ye firangi behenien bhi soch rahi hai ki ye pyar nahi hai

Romantic heroes? SRK ki aankhon mein jo romance tha, wo ab abs mein shift ho gaya hai. Ranveer Singh ka charm hai, but kitni baar wohi over-the-top energy mein pyaar feel karenge? Aur heroines? Matlab pyaar ki jagah unki screen time mein designer lehengas (or bikinis, depending on movie) aur social media pe trending hone ka stress zyada dikhta hai.

Take Teri Baaton Mein Aisa Uljha Jiya for example. Dekho – ek AI robot ko love interest bana ke pyaar ko aur bhi synthetic kar diya. Matlab ab emotions bhi programming se aayenge? Aur movie dekh ke laga hi nahi ki pyar kahin hai bhi. Iska asar? Log ab genuine human connection se zyada 'perfect partners' ka unrealistic sapna dekh rahe hain. Yahi problem hai jab Bollywood ki romance definition sirf extreme actions, tech gimmicks aur over-the-top drama ban jaaye.

Bollywood ko yaad dilana padega ki pyaar sirf skin show aur gym goals ka naam nahi hai. Tamasha ka emotion ya Barfi ka innocence laao wapas! Otherwise, next romantic movie mein hero gym trainer hoga aur heroine fashion influencer hogi. Aur haan, climax? Ek trending hashtag aur 10 million views ke baad happily ever after.

Kya Bollywood wapas laa payega wo asli romance, ya hum sab #FitnessGoals aur #OOTD mein hi apna pyaar dhoondte rahenge?

Also, Toxic Masculinity is Not Love

Ek real example lo – Kabir Singh. Matlab toxic masculinity ko romance bol diya Bollywood ne. Log justify kar rahe the ki 'intense love story hai', lekin asli mein toh possessiveness aur violence ka celebration tha. Iska asar? Bahut saare logon ne unhealthy relationships ko 'passionate love' samajhna shuru kar diya. Yahi problem hai jab Bollywood ki romance definition sirf extreme actions aur over-the-top drama ban jaaye.

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