Can we talk about how billionaires are literally renaming reality now? Apparently, the Zuckerberg family office is hiring in Kauai, but they aren't looking for a 'lifeguard' - they want a 'Beach Water Person.' Yes, you read that right. When you own a massive, fortress-like compound in Hawaii, I guess a normal job title just doesn't cut it. It’s wild to see the disconnect between the local community and this level of extreme wealth. Is this just corporate speak gone mad, or are they trying to make the role sound more 'vibey' than just staring at the ocean to make sure no one drowns? Either way, the sheer scale of the estate is mind-blowing, and now it needs its own uniquely branded water safety team. #culture #economics #media